[Poohbah]

Yo, friend...couldja slide me another Vanilla Coke? My throat just got very parched all of a sudden...

We're at Maximum Pucker (P_m), folks...

[oyez]

We're at Maximum Pucker (Pm), folks...

Sombody needs to explain pucker factor to the Kofi, The U stinkin' N, and the Democratic Leadership.