Dire report on blonds a washout Study predicting demise doesn't exist

SF Gate ^ | 10/3/2002 | ?

[Fzob]

It was a dark day on the hair color front.

Media outlets around the world, from CBS, ABC and CNN to the British tabloids, delivered the sad news: Blonds are dying out.

"The decline and fall of the blonde is most likely being caused by bottle blondes, who researchers believe are more attractive to men than true blondes, " said CBS "Early Show" co-host Gretchen Carlson.

[Fzob]

All you blondes can relax

[Petronski]

Gee, a bogus news report and old Babs Brolin didn't misdirect a fax to Dick Gebhart about it?

[billorites]

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

[Fzob]

I'm glad this was a bogus report. Imagine a thousand years from now living in a world with no blonde jokes.

[William McKinley]

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[RWG]

No matter what, female blondes are most attractive to everyone. Remember who oj killed?

[SamAdams76]

We once had a blonde secretary at the office. But we had to let her go because she kept sending faxes with stamps on them. Also, she was very indecisive. Everytime we told her to make up her mind, she would put lipstick on her forehead.