[OrioleFan]

Three Union guys go into a town noted for it's prostitution, and go a house of ill-repute. They ask the proprietor if the girls are union members. When the owner says no, they leave. They go to the next house on the strip and get the same answer. This is repeated several more times until they reach this run-down shack on the edge of town. The owner says all of his girls are card-carrying union members. "Great!" says one of the union guys, "I'll take that young one over there." "No can do", says the owner, "You get the seventy year old woman over there; she has seniority."

[steveegg]

Crude, but funny.