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Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:

While visiting a friend who was in the hospital,
I noticed several pretty nurses, each of whom
was wearing a pin designed to look like an apple.

I asked one nurse what the pin signified.

"Nothing," she said with a smile. "It's just to
keep the doctors away."

Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, Oct. 5, 2002 — A tugboat is positioned to move the Newport-class tank landing ship Frederick (LST 1184) to a temporary location with other inactive ships in Pearl Harbor immediately following the ship's decommissioning ceremony at the Naval Station, Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. During 33 years of distinguished Naval service, Frederick made over sixteen major deployments to the western Pacific and Far East including to South Vietnam for withdrawal operations in 1970, the refugee evacuations of 1974, humanitarian assistance to Bangladesh, Operation Desert Shield and Operation Desert Storm in 1990-1991, Operation Sea Angel in 1991, and Operation Restore Hope in Somalia in 1994. Commissioned 11 April 1970, the sixth of twenty Newport-class LSTs, Frederick was the last of her type in commission. Her decommissioning marks the end of the LST era that began in World War II. More than 1,000 LSTs were built by American shipyards, making it the most mass-produced ship in Naval history. Frederick is slated to continue service in the Mexican Navy. U.S. Navy photo by Photographer's Mate Airman Casey L. James. [021005-N-5467C-006] Oct. 5, 2002

Thanks for the ping.
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A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dog's cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?"

"Well" said the vet, "let's have a look at him."

So, he picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes.

"Well," says the vet, "I'm going to have to put him down."

"Just because he's cross-eyed?" asks the man.

"No, because he's heavy," says the vet.

Two medical students were walking along the street
when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread
apart.

One of the students said to his friend: "I'm sure he
has Petry Syndrome - those people walk just like that."
The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old
man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome, he walks just like
we learned in class."

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old
man. They approached the old man and one of the
students said to him:

"We're medical students and couldn't ignore the way
you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you
might have. Could you tell us what it is?"

The old man said: "I'll tell you but first you'll tell
me what you think."

Then one of the students said: "I think it's Petry
Syndrome."

And the old man said: "you thought, but you're wrong."

Then the other student said: "I think you have
Zovitzki Syndrome."

And the old man said: "you thought, but you're wrong."

So they asked him: "so what do you have?"

And the old man said: "I thought I needed to fart. I
thought, but I was wrong."