[Constitution Day]

What's with these folks anyway?
Is UNC the Berkeley of the East?

1) My diagnosis: Advanced Cranio-rectal insertionitis.
2) YES! It's at least the Berkeley of N.C.

[Mark17]

1) My diagnosis: Advanced Cranio-rectal insertionitis.

Maybe we can go into business, and sell glass belly buttons. It looks like there is a market for them, and they all need to see, right?