BREAKING: LAUTENBERG WON’T DEBATE WITHOUT OXYGEN BREAKS, SAYS BED-WETTING WON’T MAR SENATE DUTIES

[Liz]

FRANK TAKES THE OATH OF OFFICE: " On my honor, I promise to do my duty for an alternate higher power and my country. I promise to be neat, clean thrifty, loyal and always wear a freshly-pressed Boy Scout uniform."

[Lady Jag]

I am hoping you forgot to put this in Political Humor.

[Aunt Polgara]

This is hilarious! I almost spit all over my monitor!!

One thing, though. No Boy Scout uniform. Boy Scouts are now part of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. Of course, maybe he slept through that part of the new Dem platform.

[Digger]

The whole election process is political humor.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Why is your screen name the same as my new dogs puppy chow?

[MagnoliaMS]

This was great! I loved it.

[Lady Jag]

Yeah, but this is too funny to be true. Democrats are so selfish they demand extra oxygen and pee breaks?

[governsleastgovernsbest]

"I think that having live CSPAN coverage of the changing of my colostomy bag on the floor of the Senate will be an important learning experience for Americans in the challenges facing our seniors."

[Lady Jag]

Because I want your dog to grow up a healthy and happy short-legged red-blooded American.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

HA!!!!! I am not sure how big she will get, She is less than a year and 58lbs. (Female Lab)

[Admin Moderator]

Can you post a link? Thanks.

[Lady Jag]

That's a big girl. Do you mind if I ask about racial profiling - of your dog? Black, chocolate, yellow?

Great, now I need oxygen, a pee break AND chocolate.

[EternalVigilance]

Hey! Don't you know we're not supposed to post full-length news articles from the Washington Post!!

;-)

It's sad, but this is only slightly more slanted than the usual fare coming from the lamestream media.

[The Wizard]

sounds like a regular news cast to me....

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Black. Great dog. Well trained, too.

[Liz]

ROTFLMCO.

[fight_truth_decay]

You write this LIZ?..am impressed!!!

[Gumlegs]

Just doing my bit to help Liz. Here are two links:

[BenLurkin]

This year's New Jersey senatorial race is a scam of massive proportions. But that's the democrat party for you: lie big, steal big.