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Man hit while chasing half-full beer can across freeway (DOH!)
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Posted on 10/16/2002 10:38:14 AM PDT by chance33_98


Man hit while chasing half-full beer can across freeway

Police say a man was struck by a truck after he ran across the freeway chasing a partially empty beer can. ABC13 Eyewitness News (10/15/02) — A rush hour accident brought traffic to a halt on the Southwest Freeway. Around 4:30 Tuesday afternoon, a man was struck by a black Chevy truck. The driver stopped to render aid to the victim. Police say the man who was hit was running across the freeway chasing after a partially empty can of beer.

The victim was taken to Memorial Hermann Hospital where he is listed in critical condition. No word if the driver will face any charges.


TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Texas
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To: chance33_98
The victim was taken to Memorial Hermann Hospital where he is listed in critical condition.


21 posted on 10/16/2002 10:56:06 AM PDT by South40
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To: chance33_98
This just demonstrates the pessimism inherent in today's reporting. I say the beer was partially full.
22 posted on 10/16/2002 10:58:02 AM PDT by Mr. Bird
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To: South40; Cagey
Check out this picture. LOL!
23 posted on 10/16/2002 11:01:05 AM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: chance33_98
No word if the driver will face any charges.

I have heard of drunk driving but what is the charge for hitting a runaway drunk??

24 posted on 10/16/2002 11:01:26 AM PDT by Mind-numbed Robot
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To: Mind-numbed Robot
The pedestrian oughta be charged with drinking while intoxicated.
25 posted on 10/16/2002 11:05:27 AM PDT by Monte Smith
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To: Monte Smith
The poster should be charged with not giving any 10-20 info in the post.

I just found a lot of old ex-FR's, was wondering why so many handles were no longer showing up on my radar.

26 posted on 10/16/2002 11:11:10 AM PDT by ReaganIsRight
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To: ReaganIsRight
It was in Texas, as listed in Topic, other then that I have only the info from the article as posted. But does it matter where? An innocent beer was spilled!
27 posted on 10/16/2002 11:14:20 AM PDT by chance33_98
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To: chance33_98
Its all Busch's fault!

Now, this looks like a FR thread. Prepare for the GOP defense crew.

28 posted on 10/16/2002 11:18:10 AM PDT by FreeInWV
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To: hchutch
Sheesh... Darwin Award candidate?

Naw he survived. He'll get an honorable mention.

29 posted on 10/16/2002 11:19:24 AM PDT by Bacon Man
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To: chance33_98
I don't look at the topic, went to your homepage and figured it out. I didn't want to click on the link, some of that stuff can take forever to load.

My patience is being tried as I see old common handles infrequently if at all, and the quality not up to what got me here in the first place.

I even started posting myself, something I resisted (even replies) for many moons.

30 posted on 10/16/2002 11:21:12 AM PDT by ReaganIsRight
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To: South40
Is that a Budweiser bottle in the lower right hand corner?
31 posted on 10/16/2002 11:29:25 AM PDT by Bacon Man
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To: ReaganIsRight
I don't look at the topic, went to your homepage and figured it out.

I live in Ohio Myself. But I read newspapers from all over via my website

32 posted on 10/16/2002 11:30:51 AM PDT by chance33_98
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To: AdA$tra
Yoda? is that you?
33 posted on 10/16/2002 11:37:24 AM PDT by ko_kyi
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To: chance33_98
What a waste of a perfectly good beer.
34 posted on 10/16/2002 11:43:21 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: chance33_98
My guess is Duff.
35 posted on 10/16/2002 11:45:03 AM PDT by yarddog
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To: chance33_98
I like the little puddle under the can. Very dramatic.
36 posted on 10/16/2002 11:48:35 AM PDT by AdA$tra
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To: ko_kyi
Yoda? is that you?

You saw no Jedi [waves hand]
37 posted on 10/16/2002 11:51:03 AM PDT by AdA$tra
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To: AdA$tra
"Mmmmmmmmmmmm ......... beeeeeeeeeer ......uooooooooooaaaaaaah"
38 posted on 10/16/2002 11:59:34 AM PDT by fella
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To: chance33_98
Is the can half empty or half full? Or is it a matter of "I'm not properly drunk yet"?
39 posted on 10/16/2002 12:03:55 PM PDT by Prodigal Son
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To: ReaganIsRight; chance33_98
ABC13 - Southwest Freeway - Texas - It was Houston.
40 posted on 10/16/2002 12:04:14 PM PDT by HoustonCurmudgeon
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