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Man hit while chasing half-full beer can across freeway (DOH!)
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Posted on 10/16/2002 10:38:14 AM PDT by chance33_98


Man hit while chasing half-full beer can across freeway

Police say a man was struck by a truck after he ran across the freeway chasing a partially empty beer can. ABC13 Eyewitness News (10/15/02) — A rush hour accident brought traffic to a halt on the Southwest Freeway. Around 4:30 Tuesday afternoon, a man was struck by a black Chevy truck. The driver stopped to render aid to the victim. Police say the man who was hit was running across the freeway chasing after a partially empty can of beer.

The victim was taken to Memorial Hermann Hospital where he is listed in critical condition. No word if the driver will face any charges.


TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Texas
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To: maxwell
Oh. One of these maybe?.....

Hmm? This one won't post as a pic. Here's a link instead....

http://almatybeer.narod.ru/images/cards/irish_red.jpg



61 posted on 10/16/2002 6:15:49 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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To: ko_kyi
Yoda? is that you?

"Away put your vehicle! I mean you no beer!"

62 posted on 10/16/2002 7:30:16 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: maxwell
Bwahaha... Well last Saint Paddy's day I had an Irish Red somethin-or-nother that I would for DAMN sure chase across a freeway, bro... Mmmm-mm-MMM...

Would that be a McSorley's (best damn beer I ever tasted) or Killians?

63 posted on 10/16/2002 7:32:59 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: chance33_98
Well he was trying to Hold Muh Beer
64 posted on 10/16/2002 7:34:11 PM PDT by wattsmag2
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To: HoustonCurmudgeon
Not Lee P.... He's too busy crashing city cars!
65 posted on 10/16/2002 9:07:49 PM PDT by Humidston
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To: chance33_98
"Dropped muh beer" alert!
66 posted on 10/17/2002 9:41:42 AM PDT by Redbob
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To: chance33_98
How retarded! Who risks their life for a can of 'Busch?'
67 posted on 10/17/2002 11:34:38 AM PDT by Petronski
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To: chance33_98
I guess you might say this guy was really smashed.

Heh, heh.

68 posted on 10/17/2002 8:13:35 PM PDT by Tawiskaro
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To: mhking
hold muh beer and put muh on the ping list would ya.
69 posted on 10/18/2002 4:50:26 PM PDT by Rightly Biased
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