Honestly... I'm rolling on the floor laughing (ROTFL), and so would most of my neighbors if they heard THAT accusation.
You'd have to rip the Roscoe Bartlett bumper sticker off my car before I'd join the Green Party.
Aw, come on, Mark. It's possible to be a conservative and still love the outdoors and be in favor of clean water. It's kind of tough for people whose families have lived near the Bay for centuries to watch it turn into a giant outdoor toilet. Nothing wrong with clean water.