[Paul Atreides]

[ErnBatavia]

I'll see you and raise you a "buck"...

[MeekOneGOP]

http://www.bartcop.com/21bridal.htm

(Dowd --- as you may have noticed from the Constitution's Viewpoints page,
                             which sometimes uses her columns --- enjoys tongue-in-cheek writing. The
                             day before George W. Bush's inauguration last month, the Constitution
                             published a column where she made up quotes from an inaugural planner
                             about how the Bush campaign wanted a return-to-the-Confederacy theme for
                             the festivities. It was intended to be funny. Some readers took it seriously. I
                             had to tell them it was a joke, just not a very good one.)

                             

[MeekOneGOP]

On and on Dowd goes until she hits 711 brutal words, and finally comes up for air.