[Petronski]

Bitter and barren, the unfortunate sobbing cow known as Maureen Dowd remained childless and unloved late today.

In other news, Catherine Zeta-Jones is still ravishingly beautiful, warmly loved by a caring husband, and obviously bubbling with fecundity.


I hereby award Dame Dowd the weekly Beckel Prize for excellence in providing the FreeRepublic community with the total Schadenfreude experience. Thanks, ma'am, and don't forget your hormone replacement tablet today!

[Wild Irish Rogue]

" .. Catherine Zeta-Jones .....obviously bubbling with fecundity."

Maureen Dowd continues to demonstrate her " Lack of Gravidas ". To those not familar with this medical term-gravida refers to being pregnant, it's technically not pluralized,but, I took some literary license, like that desiccated harpy.