[Paradox]

Yeah, I saw that. Turns out that Jesus lives in Puerto Rico. Come to think of it, I know a couple of them, maybe he's a Cuban?

Hmmm, who knows, but here is more evidence:

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN
His first name was Jesus
He was bilingual
He was always being harassed by the authorities

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK
He called everybody "brother"
He liked Gospel
He couldn't get a fair trial

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH
He went into his father's business
He lived at home until he was 33
He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was
sure he was God

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN
He talked with his hands
He had wine with every meal
He worked in the building trades

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN
He never cut his hair
He walked around barefoot
He started a new religion

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH
He never got married
He was always telling stories
He loved green pastures

(and now the MOST Compelling EVIDENCE:)

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN
He had to feed a crowd, at a moments notice, when there was no food.
He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do. 

[rabbitdog]

Jesus could not have been a Californian. As Paul wrote the first letter to the Corinthians he explains: "Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?" ICor.11:14 Funny....so many pictures of Jesus depict him with long hair. Not!

[TheClintons-STILLAnti-American]

Pretty clever.

I'd like to see a similar list about Muhammad. But of course you'd have to go into hiding after publishing it to keep the fatwa on your life from being carried out.

[SuziQ]

LOL!! Those are good. SirKit says that one of the biggest differences between Christianity and Islam is that Christians can laugh at inoffensive jokes about their faith, Muslims want to kill anyone who makes light of Mohammed or Islam.