FBI Profilers Turn Up Likely Composite

NewsMax ^ | 10/22/02 | Limbacher

[Tumbleweed_Connection]

Sources close to the FBI tell NewsMax that Bureau profilers have created a composite of the serial killer.

The FBI profile claims the sniper(s):

is a Caucasian

is a male

likely is in his late 20s to early 30s

has access to two vehicles

maybe working in tandem with a second individual

lives in Montgomery County, Md.

just over a month ago, some incident or experience, threw the killer "over the edge” Sources reveal that FBI profilers and investigators are scripting all of Chief Moose’s public statements.

The FBI is currently engaging in several investigative procedures based on their profile.

[Arkinsaw]

Thats fantastically helpful stuff. Wonder how much the consultants were paid to come up with this awesome detailed portrait.

[Parley Baer]

From the two known writings from this individual I would have to say he is foriegn born. Parley

[45Auto]

Is this the same FBI that thinks Hatfill sent the anthrax? J. Edgar must be spinning in his grave.

[ScholarWarrior]

Yeah. It's Carrot Top.

[CharacterCounts]

That's just the public disclosure stuff. The real composite is probably much more detailed.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Gee... who'd a thunk it... not what I was expectin at all*

*Do I really need to add a sarcasm tag here, or it it obvius enough?

[CharacterCounts]

Yeah. It's Carrot Top

Finally, a legitimate reason to shoot the idiot.

[VaBthang4]

Well, I am not a profiler but I would feel comfortable betting that he lives very close to the location of the shooting that occured morning.

[copycat]

maybe working in tandem with a second individual

or his Al Queda cellmates

lives in Montgomery County, Md.

Or is currently residing there without a green card

just over a month ago, some incident or experience, threw the killer "over the edge”

Like the revelation that Bush really WOULD attack Iraq.

[spald]

I'd like to add another probable to the list:

likely smart enough to evade thousands of LEOs and give the rest of us a strong feeling in the pit of our stomachs that somehow, massive amounts of police cannot protect the public from a mobile sniper with a rifle.

[fone]

The FBI profile claims the sniper(s):

is a Caucasian
doubtful
is a male
likely
likely is in his late 20s to early 30s
older
has access to two vehicles
we all do
maybe working in tandem with a second individual
"maybe" yeah
lives in Montgomery County, Md.
or thereabouts

seen better "detective work" on CSI. where do I apply for this job?

[VaBthang4]

Sorry...

..."this morning".

[Momaw Nadon]

Is it time to bring in psychics to solve the DC area sniper case?

[Cicero]

Are these the same profilers who worked on the anthrax case?

[Endeavor]

and we paid these experts for this?

[LaBelleDameSansMerci]

...When asked how the Bureau profilers arrived at their conclusions, the source confided that "Bureau policy forbids profiling anyone other than an angy, white American male, so after painstaking analysis, they decided that's what the sniper must be."

[abner]

At least it's not 'former' profilers like what has been on TV the last 2 weeks... </sarcasm

[DWSUWF]

"...That's just the public disclosure stuff. The real composite is probably much more detailed..."

It shows the turban and a camel in the background?

[Pokey78]

is a Caucasian
is a male
likely is in his late 20s to early 30s
has access to two vehicles
maybe working in tandem with a second individual
lives in Montgomery County, Md.
just over a month ago, some incident or experience, threw the killer "over the edge”

I know! Albert Gore III.