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Old Man Stops To Buy Fresh Cow’s Head
New Vision (Uganda) ^ | Saturday, 2nd November, 2002 | New Vision reporter

Posted on 11/03/2002 2:47:26 AM PST by Neanderthal

Old Man Stops To Buy Fresh Cow’s Head

By Umaru Nsubuga
An old man alarmed the taxi conductor and passengers when he stopped a taxi, not to get off, but to buy the head of a cow that had just been slaughtered by the road side. The taxi was moving from Kalerwe to Gayaza when the man saw the head at an ungazetted butchery near Mpererwe.
“He shouted at the conductor to tell the driver to stop,” one of the passengers said. As soon as the vehicle came to a halt, he jumped out and hobbled towards the place where the head was displayed. To make sure that the taxi did not leave him, he left his luggage in it.
“We were stunned when we saw him lifting the bloody head and moving with it towards the taxi. He was panting by the time he reached it,” the passenger said. However, the conductor could not allow him to push it inside.
“We put it in the boot and I charge you an extra sh1,500,” the conductor told him.
“I can’t pay any more money. If you wish, let me carry it on my lap up to my destination,” the old man pleaded. He added, “This is my delicacy. It is what has kept me alive up to this age.”
Subsequently, the conductor put it in the boot free of charge. He told other passengers that the head would feed him for days. Ends

Published on: Saturday, 2nd November, 2002


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
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News from Uganda
1 posted on 11/03/2002 2:47:27 AM PST by Neanderthal
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To: Neanderthal
... We were stunned when we saw him lifting the bloody head and moving with it towards the taxi ...
Most men will do almost anything for head.
2 posted on 11/03/2002 2:50:20 AM PST by Asclepius
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To: Asclepius
This article can't be true. Hellery is alive and well... er... functional in a manner of speaking.
3 posted on 11/03/2002 3:00:36 AM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March
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To: Neanderthal
Don't you just love reading small town news?
4 posted on 11/03/2002 3:12:27 AM PST by weegee
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To: Neanderthal
How much is that cow head in the window? Moo Moo!

Maybe he's with the Ugandan Mob and will be serving a stern warning to someone...

5 posted on 11/03/2002 3:13:57 AM PST by weegee
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To: Neanderthal
Just following your link and reading around makes me so grateful that Ugandans don't have an easy way to illegally immigrate to the U.S.
6 posted on 11/03/2002 3:16:25 AM PST by xJones
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To: Neanderthal
At least it was a cow's head. If he'd been a kin to Idi Amin, it may have been a human head.
7 posted on 11/03/2002 3:21:45 AM PST by csvset
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