USO Canteen FReeper Style Monday Mail Call .... November 4,2002

FRiends of the USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ The Troops ~ Snow Bunny

[tomkow6]

Good morning, Snow! Good morning, EVERYBODY!

HAPPY MONDAY!

[tomkow6]

Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:

A recent study reported that scientists have revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed 100 men 12 pints of lager and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked incessantly without making sense, were frequently overcome by emotion, and couldn't drive.

[Soaring Feather]

Good Morning Snow Bunny!

Nice to see you and everyone today!

[tomkow6]

WHAT?

I can't hear you! Somebody woke up ALL my "voices" & they're arguing what to have for breakfast & who's gonna pay for it!

[tomkow6]

Good morning, Bentfeather!

[texson66]

Good Morning Everyone! Hope you all had a wonderful weekend!

[MoJo2001]

Here's your breakfast and I'll pay for it!!

[Soaring Feather]

Good Morning tomkow! You are stand up today, good news, yes?

[tomkow6]

They say they want something HEALTHY, like PANCAKES, BACON, SAUSAGE, FRIED EGGS, FRIED POTATOES, TOAST & BUTTER, STRONG COFFEE, &............The NUMBER ONE request (demand) is;

KRISPY KREME DONUTS!

[tomkow6]

...You are stand up today, good news, yes?

At least until my "voices" turn my world "right-side" up!

[firewalk]

I am up late and are you up early?

Always...darn it...!

Wish I could stay up later at night...*pouting here*

Hope your day goes well (-:

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

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[Soaring Feather]

MoJo,
Good Morning funny lady, have a great day yourself!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Slick's DemonRATS"
(To be sung to Bruce Springteen's "Pink Cadillac")

Left may think we're foolish...
Fer the righteous things we do.
Slick, you wonder why we taunt you...
Why you insult our values like you do.
Slick Willie, you are a SCUMBAG...
There ain't no secret 'bout that!!
So, come on over here and LISTEN...
Willie, I'll spill the facts!
Slick Willie, it ain't yer Country...
Indictment'll be proof of that!!
We loathe you fer yer Waco Attack...
Nukes to Chinese...
Rapin' Broaddrick...
Uzi'in' down the FRee...
Skankin' on young girls...
Bullyin' the Right...
Spendin' all our tax-money on yer overseas flights!!
Willie, I just wonder...
Why Lib'rals still cut you slack...
With yer knife in their backs...
Slick's DemonRATS!!!!

Bill Clinton desecrates his Bible...
Bombs Nations justa show he's strong!!
There's always another temptress...
Prez'dent really oughtta know doin' interns is WRONG!!
Chi-Coms bought you, Bill, with Silver...
Slick, you sold our NUKES fer Gold!!
Tyrants BRIBE Ol' Slick with treasures...
National Security's been SOLD!!
Lewinsky tempted Clinton with her strap thong...
Slick said, "Lemme snort a li'l crack!!"
Just another of Slick's DemonRATS!!
Indict the CREEP...
Next, WE SHALL CONVICT!!
In jail, Slick'll sleep!!
Prison's Slick's New World...
Prison's only right...
Savin' all his lovin' fer a cellmate named Dwight!! (BWAHAHAHA!!!)
Willie, I just wonder if you'll sleep well in yer rack...
Or will YOU simply crack?!

Now some folks say we're too BOLD...
We should "show more class."
Some folks say we're too cold...
Well, DemRATS can kiss my a$$!!
This Country is bigger than Bill Clinton...
It's bigger than the Med'yuh, too!!
Clinton, there's only one thing...
That I must say to you...
"Slick Willie...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"
FReepers, we must go on the attack...
And kick the butts of all Slick's DemonRATS!!
Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...

(Fade to finish...)

FReepers ROCK...MUD

[tomkow6]

TO:

Carol(aka Fluffy Pickle Squirt) US Army

.....Falafel Potty Juice

AND your NAVY Husband USNavy

SALUTE!

AND GOD BLESS YOU!

[tomkow6]

TO:

Mark US Army

SALUTE!

AND GOD BLESS YOU!

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

[tomkow6]

TO:

Benjamin USAF

SALUTE!

AND GOD BLESS YOU!

[tomkow6]

TO:

(the Pirates) Marty,Al, Joe, & Scully USNAVY

I'm trying to convince the local Navy recruiter that I'm NOT too old, & to let me back in. If I suceed, can I be assigned to your ship?...LOL!

SALUTE!

AND GOD BLESS YOU!