I don't think I am going to pull this. I think it is worth the entertainment, and I think it is worth seeing what other publications besides louisianaweekly and palmettojournal are going to have similar transformations.
Similar misfortunes. Gee, the Louisiana Weekly was around for 75 years, and now they're printing this stuff...
There are only 27 words in your sentence!!! I guess you aren't half the writer that Dave is.