[rintense]

Didn't he just get married to Lisa Marie Presley?

[Miss Marple]

Yes. Fox said he was a big Elvis fan.

I guess he has checked that collectible off his list.

It shouldn't be a news alert, though.

[corkoman]

Yes - Michael Jackson was married to her for far longer, 5 monthsa if my memory serves me. I am shocked, SHOCKED!

[Diddle E. Squat]

I guess so, that's who he is divorcing.

I must go, am rushing to check how the markets will react to this.

[Unknown Freeper]

Did you see the one this morning where they interrupted the reporter giving political news report to show that Lynn Cheney was in the cherry picker practicing going up to the top of the national Christmas tree? Sorry, but that was not breaking news. It wasn't even the real thing. It was rehearsal. geesh.

They need to stop it with those news alerts or let us decide what is worthy of an alert. They alert, we decide.

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

Maybe he criticized her Scientology and became an S.P. or P.T.S. (suppressive person or potential trouble source). Those people are sick.

[jerod]

Yes he did just marry her.

He probably couldn't handle that Church of Scientology babble, that her & her mother speak.

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

I am sick of all the news shows bottom screens of news sentences you can never read and then when *you want* to read one of the billions of news sentences a commercial comes on and the thing is gone.