U.S. Postal Service - Equipping Workers with Potassium Iodide

Associated Press ^ | 12/02/02 | SIOBHAN McDONOUGH

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Darn, there went that plan. I sure can't leave now and miss the free pills bennies. On the other hand, it's my understanding that Thai food will offer the same protection. Maybe I should state that in our menu. "Thai food prevents nuclear stuff."

Hmmmmm, crab rangoon w/potassium iodide sauce? Think they'll teach your 'SiamLady' how to make that in Bangkok? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Remember that under FEMA disaster planning the post office is supposed to resume mail delivery 72 hours after a Nuclear War....

WHAT??? My safe won't even be cool enough to open and they want me selling stamps?

New postal slogan "We Deliver For....BOOM!"

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"If they DON'T have Geiger tubes on their conveyor lines at the automated sorting facilities, then the management of the USPS are fools"

Okay, you're obviously NOT postal as you would know how redundant the last part of your statement was.

By the way, we're not even allowed to have aspirin in our first-aid boxes in the USPS. Management is afraid of overdosers (especially in Dec.)!

[Kozak]

"Neither rain nor sleet nor snow nor fallout nor third degree burns nor massive internal trauma will stop .......