[tomkow6]

Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:

Three old men are at the doctor's office for a memory test.

The doctor says to the first old man, "What is three times three?"

"274," was his reply.

The doctor worriedly says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?"

"Tuesday" replies the second man.

The doctor sadly says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three"?

"Nine" says the third man.

"That's great!" exclaims the doctor. "How did you get that"?

"Jeez, Doc, it's pretty simple," says the third man. "I just subtracted 274 from Tuesday."

[Soaring Feather]

Hello

[LaDivaLoca]

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game,
while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in
the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers
at the beginning of winter, usually late November to
mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers
till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore,
according to EVERY historical rendition depicting
Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from
Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known. ONLY women would be able to drag a
fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world
in one night and not get lost.

LOL!!!