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Posted on 12/08/2002 10:23:52 AM PST by carlo3b
What in the H%ll is a "toddlin", ..I digress...Chicago threads..there are nothing like'em!Complete with "Chicago Beef Sandwich Recipe...yep!
Sup ?
Ya Der Hey, doz nites at Pick'rel were almost as good as a Brewski and Brat ! Uff-Da..not'n like the Dairy Air and the moonlight, Ain'A ?
I wonder if we are having a Senior moment ? hahahaha....you are great, thanks, friend.
I hadda watch Connie Gomper and the PACK to brush up on my Wisconsin speak, don'cha know!!
CHEESEHEAD HUMOR
YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN WISCONSIN WHEN...
By: unknown
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
"Vacation" means going up nort' to Crivitz for the weekend.
You measure distance in hours.
You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
You often switch from 'heat' to 'AC' in the same day and back again!
Your whole family wears green and gold to church on Sunday.
You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching.
You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
You think of major food groups and cheese, beer, fish, and venison.
You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Fleet Farm at any given time.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
You refer to the Packers as 'we'.
You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.
You can identify an Illinois accent.
You have no problem spelling Milwaukee.
You consider Madison exotic.( hahahaha ! love this one!)
You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Pabst Blue ribbon.
Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow next to your blue spruce.
You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
Down South to you means Chicago.
A brat is something you eat.
Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new machine shed.
You go out for a fish fry every Friday.
You know how to polka.
Your 4th of July Family Picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
You have more miles on your snowblower than on your car.
You find '0' degrees "a little chilly".
You know what to do with a Blatz....
You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching.
From experience, the only time anyone slows down to the speed limit is when the roads are glare ice.
The bathtub cut in half and made into a Grotto for the Virgin Mary, with plastic flowers housed in a plastic pot from Fleet Farm !!
The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."
Then one little boy says: "My name is Johnny and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."
The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approaches Johnny privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.
He blushed and said, "I'm sorry, but my dad plays football for the Minnesota Vikings and I was just too embarrassed to say so."
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Thanks for all your Christmas art.
It's so great to be off this week. So, instead of getting up late, here I am on the computer. We have to do last-minute shopping, so I better get a move on, We're going to sit on Santa's knee at Macy's and give him a triple hernia!
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