[tang-soo]

... and finds that it actually helps brains grow

It works as a floor cleaner AND as a dessert topping. (With apologies to Dan Ackroyd and and Lorainne Neumann.)

[dasboot]

New Wonder Bread: fortified with vitamins, flouride and Ritalin, to help you kids' brains grow--in twelve important ways!
"OH! Like head foitalizah! Nyuck nyuck."

[Oztrich Boy]

"Li'l Lisa's patented animal slurry. It's a high-protein feed for farm animals, insulation for low-income housing, a powerful explosive and a top-notch engine coolant." (pace Monty Burns)

[IronJack]

It works as a floor cleaner AND as a dessert topping.

Not to mention a top-notch engine coolant.

[Flashlight]

...and finds that it actually helps brains grow...

It works as a floor cleaner AND as a dessert topping...

LOL. I'm still laughing over that one. I'm generally pro-Ritalin, but believing that it helps brains grow seems a stretch.