[Jhoffa_]

"Confidentiality"

I wonder what nuclear secrets PETA would be so concerned about to list this as a primary requirement.

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[Young Rhino]

I think a "Ronald McDonald" may just fax a resume tonight. :-)

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

I'll take the job. Give me 2 weeks. My first order of business will be ceasing the 500 dollar fine if 'one' 'disturbs' turtle eggs along a beach. And the 500 dollar fine will also cease to those shooting red foxes.

How assinine is a society that 500 bucks pays to kill a baby human being and your fined the same for killing low scale food chain members.

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

Oh and I will end the ban of DDT and let the world know that PETA created the West Nile Virus epidemic with this assinine measure.

[Bubba_Leroy]

I would be perfect for this job. I LOVE animals. Especially when you barbeque them over a mesquite fire.