Ronald was kind enough to provide me with a copy of his resume that he faxed for the job tonight. Wonder if he will get called for an interview? :-)
Ronald McDonald
One Kroc Drive
Oak Brook, IL 60523
Telephone: 630/623-6198 e-mail:
ronald@mcd.com
Qualifications for Assistant to the President
Professional Summary
Decades of experience as a professional clown who just loves animals, preferably well-done.
Areas of Expertise
McMagic Clowning With Colors Food, Folks & Fun
Career Highlights
q Caught Hamburglar trying to escape.q Given key to the city by Mayor McCheese.q Designed flashy wardrobe consisting of bright red and yellow.q Moonlighting as weatherman Willard Scott.q Cleaned Grimace’s garage.q Helped Birdie build a treehouse.
Employment History
1955 to present. Professional clown.
Education
M.A., Hamburger University (magna cum laude) 1973 B.S.., Culinary Institute of America 1969