[fourdeuce82d]

Please God let them open a consulate in suburban Houston please please please. I can imagine few things more entertaining than running a series of scams/pranks on the Stalo-freakazoids.

I'm thinking: door-to-door dildo salesman, drunk mormon missionary, signing them up for chutney-ferret porn magazine subscriptions, panty of the month club, burning paper bag full of dog poo on the doorstep, 50 lbs of .25" ball bearings scattered on the lawn (for the mowers) "Registered Sex Offender Lives Here" signs, road kill in the mailboxes...

And then we move into the surreal...one hundred nuns rollerblading up and down the sidewalk

[Happygal]

And then we move into the surreal...one hundred nuns rollerblading up and down the sidewalk

Peter Sellers would have enjoyed THAT!!! ;-)

[hellinahandcart]

chutney-ferret porn

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I am SO out of the loop...