To: ewing
Shockey could have used his super powers to taunt the clock, causing it to stop dead in fear. Shockey could have then lined up under center, thrown the ball into the outer atmosphere where in an earlier time warp his blazing speed opened up giving him an opportunity to catch his own pass in the end zone upon it's return to earth. As a matter of fact, next year the entire team and coaching staff of the Giants can stay at home and just let Shockey play. He can just put on a cape and fly to each venue, landing mid-field just in time for the coin toss.
37 posted on
01/06/2003 12:08:40 PM PST by
blackdog
To: blackdog
Like I said...Jeremy is apparetly the next Brett-boy...
To: blackdog
LOL -- But hey, didn't Shockey (the great) drop a pass for a touchdown earlier in the game?? What happened ? Did someone in the end-zone stands have kryptonite ?
72 posted on
01/06/2003 12:21:17 PM PST by
twyn1
To: blackdog
Shockey could have used his super powers to taunt the clock, causing it to stop dead in fear. Shockey could have then lined up under center, thrown the ball into the outer atmosphere where in an earlier time warp his blazing speed opened up giving him an opportunity to catch his own pass in the end zone upon it's return to earth. As a matter of fact, next year the entire team and coaching staff of the Giants can stay at home and just let Shockey play. He can just put on a cape and fly to each venue, landing mid-field just in time for the coin toss.
Or he could have gotten in a fight with the game clock, mysteriously adding 10 seconds in the process.
155 posted on
01/06/2003 12:53:50 PM PST by
rs79bm
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