[Uncle Bill]

"Tucked into an emergency-appropriations bill for homeland security is $2 million to ensure the safe storage of the Smithsonian's National Worm Collection and other specimens preserved in alcohol."

The worms are safe, we aren't

[Uncle Bill]

1,000 al-Qaida Terrorists Roam America's Streets - INS ineffective in campaign to deport illegals from suspect nations -- "Everyone assumes after 9-11 that we're looking after the security of this country," one officer said. "The truth is nothing has changed." - January 10, 2003