That's not a beer belly, it's a liquid grain-storage facility

The Irish Independent ^ | January 14, 2003 | Eddie Lennon

[MadIvan]

Eddie Lennon should be the hero of today; certainly he's wittier than the other Lennon. You know, the one from Liverpool.

Regards, Ivan

[MadIvan]

Bump!

[Joe 6-pack]

I refer to my (tiny) beer belly as, "6-pack abs."

[mhking]

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!

[ricpic]

How many takers would there be for a singles ad that said: Over age, over weight, desperate pathetic loser looking for...?
Sometimes a little euphemism is necessary to make the world go round.

[Happygal]

Over age, over weight, desperate pathetic loser looking for...?

I dunno..that sounds refreshingly honest and self effacing if you ask me! :-)

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[martin_fierro]

He does not have a beer belly; he has developed a liquid grainstorage facility

[Happygal]

This guy has more than a storage facility, he seems to have developed the whole brewery! ;-)

[metesky]

I'm still waiting to see the personals ad that speaks to me:

20 year old lingerie model seeks middle-aged, overweight alcoholic for fun. Likes staying in and cooking to save money.

[Happygal]

A politically incorrect ping! :-)

[ricpic]

Over age, over weight, desperate pathetic loser looking for...?

I dunno..that sounds refreshingly honest and self effacing if you ask me! :-)


Always a masochist in the crowd.

[wayoverontheright]

I asked my brother why he was allowing his belly to get so big, his reply was that since everything below it had gone into retirement, he was building a porch over it to give it shade.

[Izzy Dunne]

Reubenesque cutie seeks liquid grainstorage facility, (no athletes, please)

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[ConservativeMan55]

It all depends on what the word "is" is.

[SunnyUsa]

Thanks Ivan!

LOL...very funny and makes a great point too.

I enjoy taking on the PC crowd in my life, and sometimes the best way is through humor!

I've emailed this around

[wimpycat]

Check out these personals. I have no idea whether they are real or not, but they are funny. It's some foreign website I found on Google.

http://moskalyuk.com/shutki/2002/personals.htm

Personals
Divorced Jewish man, seeks partner to attend synagogue with, light shabbos candles, celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together, attend brisses, bar mitzvahs. Religion not important.

Sincere Bible student, 27. Enjoys going to church, singing hymns, Christmas, Midnight Mass, confession, listening to sermons and various church functions. Seeks companion for living life in the "fast" lane.

Homosexual man, 6'4, 250 lbs, athletic, smart, likes opera, the beach , music and WWF. Seeks same in woman.

Worried about in-law meddling? I'm an orphan!

Nice guy, 38. No skeletons. No baggage. No personality.

Female graduate student, studying kaballah, tarot cards, astrology, numerology, palm reading and tea leaves seeks a down to earth male. No weirdoes, please..

Staunch feminist, wears no bra ever, seeking male who will accept my independence, although you probably will not. Oh, just forget it.

Businessman, 49, manufactures holiday candles, birthday candles, memorial candles and insents. Seeks non-smoker.

French professor, 41, with 18 years of teaching in my behind. Looking for American-born woman who speaks English very good.

Male, 34, very successful, smart, independent, self-made. Looking for girl whose father will hire me.

Single woman, 29, into disco, mountain climbing, skiing, track and field. Has slight limp.

[Fiddlstix]

ROFL
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