Why Men Are So Damn Cool!!!!

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[Tennessee_Bob]

Just remember what we learned in the first week of jet engine mechanic school - "leftie loosie, righty tighty." And yes, it was on the quiz.

[XLurk]

...LOL, there's always one!...
...Are you a male or female? Just curious...

I am a 38 year old male in a very foul mood.

...I'd like to buy a sense of humor, Pat...

Yeah, I'd buy one if I could afford it - but I've recently been royally
screwed by your corrupt, unconstitutional (alleged) government.
Go ahead, and continue to support this tyrannical beast - and eventually
ALL the remaining American small-business entrepreneurs will be destroyed.
We - who support the entire g&%%^&n economy.

Keep your heads in the sand - go ahead.
See what happens then.

Y'all freedom-loving Americans better WAKE-UP - DAMN-SOON-RIGHT-NOW.

Of course, if you are a Blue Pill Person , then this post - and all posts - are irrelevant to you.

[null and void]

Nahhh. I take Paxil, it's pink...

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Great thread....thanks for the ping........ !

[notpoliticallycorewrecked]

Thanks I'll try to remember that rule. I'm sure that I will be using it in the future.

The Air Force wouldn't let me go to aircraft maintainence school since I flunked the mechanics part of the entrance exam. Darn it all anyway.

[MonroeDNA]

Easy on the mood swings, guy. :)

[ItisaReligionofPeace]

I think that is just plain crazy.

[Roscoe]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/824357/posts?page=31#31

[Fiddlstix]

ROFLMAO
Bump

[Savage Beast]

38. Reproduction is an utter pleasure(no nine months difficulty; no childbirth).

However scratch #19. I like to take everything.

Being a man is WONDERFUL!!!!!

[Savage Beast]

39. If you're good looking--fine. If you're not--who cares?

[Jennikins]

Angel, I agree. I've worked with alot of men, engineers mainly, and I can tell you they are the greatest bunch of people to work with. Women, on the other hand, well that's another story. I love men.

[judgeandjury]

PLEASE STOP POSTING THIS BRAINLESS B*&$~&^&T.

Perhaps you should take your own advice.

[Gun142]

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

[CyberCowboy777]

Bump

[Boot Hill]

XLurk says:   "I've recently been royally screwed by your corrupt, unconstitutional (alleged) government."

Real sorry to hear that, partner. Your post makes it sound like you're teetering on the edge of doing something real dumb or self-destructive. Before you can do anything about your problem, you've got to pull yourself back away from that brink. Consider the following

There are three signs of impending death that most doctors are ignorant of.

One sign is when you've lost your ability to learn.

Another sign is when you've lost your sense of adventure.

And the final sign is when you've lost your sense of humor.

Think about it. It don't make no sense to go out with your guns blazing at...well...er...nothing. Revenge doesn't come out of the barrel of a gun, it comes out of your brain. A calm cool rational and disciplined (but maniacal) brain.

But the first step is to lighten up and laugh a little, we can save the tar and feathering of the SOB's 'til later.

Good luck,

Boot Hill

[weikel]

Heh! I'm taking mine to the grave! :)

Ditto unless I somehow end us as a rock star.

[weikel]

Can get laid whenver they want to!

Yeah not too many guys have that capability :(.