[Chong]

"No maxi-pads."

And they don't have to deal with "wings" either! lol.

[Boot Hill]

"No maxi-pads."

As long as you don't count old men with hemorrhoids!

--Boot

[Tree of Liberty]

Men ARE cool. Even if they don't know how to answer our question "What are you thinking about?"

We DO know how to answer. It's just that you people don't believe us when we say "nuthin" :)

[demosthenes the elder]

re: your tagline
It is not that we don't know how to answer that question, it is that we know damned well that the truth will get us in hot water, as will almost any lie we can come up with, including "how much I love you, sweetie"