[Mudboy Slim]

"did a moose bite your sister?"

No, the moose attacked Landru and ripped off ALMOST all his clothing...almost, I say, because Landru was, of course, wearing his frilly black-laced man-thong undergarment, which is how he was picked up by the Canadian Mounties on his way to pleading NO LO Contendre on the IndecentLibertiesAgainstAMoose charges. I've gotta picture postcard of it somewhere around here, but my scanner's on the blink...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"IndecentLibertiesAgainstAMooseCharges!!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHA...I crack myself up...MUD