[flying Elvis]

My least favorites are:

Increase your penis length.
Get your university degree in 6 months.
Hot college girls want to meet you now.
Get paid to read email.
You have $$$ waiting on you.

[Hank Rearden]

None of those penis things seem to work, anyway. Nor do they flush easily.

[weegee]

Hot college girls want to meet you now.

I guess if those same women had wanted to meet me when I was in college, I'd be in the same position as Scott Ritter is now...

[weegee]

My least favorites are:
Increase your penis length.

Ever see this one:

Reduce your penis length quickly:

[weegee]

Excess cash burning a hole in your pocket?

We've got ideas for it!

[Protagoras]

Increase your penis length. Get your university degree in 6 months. Hot college girls want to meet you now. Get paid to read email. You have $$$ waiting on you.

If I could do all those things I would be very happy. Well, my wife would be happy with one of them.

(Hint, it isn't #3.)

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