Posted on 01/30/2003 6:09:03 PM PST by dts32041
In my humble opinion, America should not rely too heavily on the French as allies. In World War I, French troops were transported to the First Battle of the Marne in taxi cabs. (It's the conventional wisdom that many of the Parisian cabbies went over to the Germans after the French soldiers proved to be poor tippers.) In my humble opinion, Rosa Parks would have been an even greater icon to Americans if she had bought her own bus and sat wherever the hell she chose.
In my humble opinion, the two worst contributions to Civilization during the Twentieth Century were made by Shimon Peres and Chelsea Clinton's hairdresser.
In my humble opinion, if Alan Colmes' parents are not at home barbecuing his birth certificate, today is a good day to start.
In my humble opinion, the Bush Administration will be the next entry in The Guinness Book of Giving Saddam Hussein Next-to-The-Last Chances.
In my humble opinion, if the Founding Father's had to deal with HTML, America would have a much shorter Constitution.
In my humble opinion, Hillary Clinton's heart is about as easy to warm up as a toilet seat in the Yukon.
In my humble opinion, because of the liberals in Academe, the Bill Clintons and the O.J. Simpsons of the world will always own the judicial system, lock, stock, and gavel.
In my humble opinion, John Muhammud and Lee Malvo are two members of the minority community who will not be suing anyone very soon.
In my humble opinion, the Democrats perceive the blacks as the mulch with which to fertilize their lust for power - including Bill Clinton's lust for anything else.
In my humble opinion, the silver lining is, after globalism has accomplished its mission, there will no place on Earth left for it to spread.
In my humble opinion, Bill Clinton's proficiency as a musician suggests his saxophone doesn't need a mouthpiece but a nozzle.
In my humble opinion, Tarik Aziz is a better actor than Sean Penn is a diplomat. Even for any Iraqi that's not much of a trick.
In my humble opinion, Haiti is the Arkansas of the Caribbean.
my humble opinion, League universities can't tell the difference between affirmative action and affirmative contamination.
my humble opinion,Bill Clinton would have a better chance of being remembered in history if instead of a perpetual erection he had been born with six toes.
In my humble opinion, socialism is the political kapok that fills the gaps between idleness and inertia.
In my humble opinion, if Martha Stewart goes to San Quentin, the inmates will start asking "What is the slop du jour?
In my humble opinion, true love in Arkansas is incest without a condom.
In my humble opinion, there is some kind of poetic justice in the fact that the American cowards who defected to Canada have spermed their way into the Canuck gene pool.
In my humble opinion, Walter Mondale's campaign for the Senate confirmed the adage, that you're never too old to be too old.
In my humble opinion, Powell is not a Moderate - he's a Tepid.
In my humble opinion, for Palestinians, a missed opportunity to blow up women and children is like a day without sunshine.
In my humble opinion, there is less to the Palestinians than meets the nose.
In my humble opinion, Barbara Boxer is an Orthodox Shrew.
In my humble opinion, Unlike Colin Powell, General George Patton's knowledge of wars was limited to how to win them.
In my humble opinion, in Vermont pets and their owners will soon be given the status of domestic partners. Allowing a stranger to pet your dog will be grounds for divorce.
In my humble opinion, if political correctness were alcohol, two Martinis would completely "total out" your liver.
In my humble opinion, you can expand Affirmative Action by just putting computers in the cotton fields with extension cords long enough to plug into a wall socket at Harvard.
In my humble opinion, George Bush had to be related to someone influential in order to get his present job. Does the name George Bush come to mind?
In my humble opinion, talk about an air of smug self-importance, Al Sharpton comes on like a horsefly that swallowed a horse.
In my humble opinion, the worst thing about abortion is Bill Clinton's mother apparently didn't believe in it.
In my humble opinion, Jimmy Carter is the first person in whom puberty and senility arrived in a dead heat.
In my humble opinion, there isn't a pimp in America who could get Yasser Arafat laid - at any price.
In my humble opinion, the ones who object to Ten Commandments most strenuously are the ones it should mention by name.
In my humble opinion, public relations firms exist to disprove everything that is patently true.
In my humble opinion, the Bush Administration will not sell out Israel - at least at the current price.
In my humble opinion, had he been around during the Civil War, Jimmy Carter would have carried Sherman through Georgia piggyback.
In my humble opinion, the U.N. should dispatch a team of investigators to California to find and disarm Barbara Boxer, Diane Feinstein, and other Weapons of Mass Chutzpa.
In my humble opinion, Christopher Matthews and Greta Van Susteren are the same pissed-off person.
In my humble opinion, his relentless career proves there is no way for Colin Powell to do things right, but always a way for him to do things over.
In my humble opinion, cloning is just a new way for illegal Mexicans to enter the United States without getting their feet wet.
In my humble opinion, it is not a coincidence that neither Political Correctness nor proctology is mentioned in the Constitution.
In my humble opinion, the sobriquet J-Lo is too dopey and unimaginative even for rap fans and lobotomy survivors.
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In my humble opinion, government has become like psychoanalysis - people pay more and more for it and believe in it less and less.
Heads up, Gonzo, here's a Firehat thread.
I remember when Who Wants to be a Millionaire? was the rage and Norm was funny. Seems like a long time ago.
Very little hah hah here.
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