Elderly Woman Chases Burglars

The Tyler Morning Telegraph ^ | January 29, 2003 | Jacque Hilburn

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"We literally are turning them away," he said. "There's that many of them signing up for the re-qualifying class.

Cop: Why don't you have a Concealed Weapons Licenses?

Sweet Little Old Lady: You turned me away because of age and gender discrimination. Do you want to make something of it or do you want a multi-million dollar lawsuit?

The people of Tyler should contact The Tyler Practical Shooters for their licenses.

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"People need to keep their doors locked," said Lt. Craig Shelton, Smith County Sheriff's Office. "If someone comes to the door that you don't recognize, talk through the door - don't open it. If they persist in trying to come in, call 911."

He was doing so good until he got to the end and forgot to put "get your shotgun, then call 911".