Funny EBay Auction! IRAQ For Sale!

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[Rafterman1]

IRAQ - DATE PALMS, OIL, ETC. CHEAP!!

Item # 2909539751

Everything Else:Weird Stuff:Slightly Unusual

Bidding is closed for this item.

powerbbs(1) is the winner.

powerbbs, please review the seller's payment instructions below. Please send shipping and payment information to the seller. see item description for payment methods accepted.

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Item price	US $1.80
Canada Shipping and handling	US $0.00
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 Seller Instructions: watsondogg, you may send payment information to the buyer.

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Current bid	US $1.80 (approx. C $2.74 )		Starting bid	US $0.99 (approx. C $1.50 )
Quantity	1		# of bids	3   Bid history
Time left	Auction has ended.		Location	Middle East, out Euphrates way
			Country	Jordan
Started	30-Jan-03 19:33:12 EST		Mail this auction to a friend
Ends	31-Jan-03 14:49:35 EST		request a gift alert
Seller (rating)	watsondogg(127)
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High bidder	powerbbs(1)
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Description

Your Own Personal Paradise!! Help your planet and improve your portfolio at the same time by purchasing the nation with the location - IRAQ!!

Comes with: A world-leading collection of date palm trees Millions of relieved citizens Warm, sunny weather whenever you need a break from the stresses of life The world's biggest sandbox Historical sites, some authentic Camels, camels, camels!!!! More attention from George H.W. Bush, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, etc. etc. than any human being could ever want Absolutely no trace of George H.W. Bush, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, etc., etc. for thousands and thousands of miles Many interesting 'science' experiments to test your knowledge and astuteness Hundreds of presidential palaces for your luxuriating pleasure, some actually larger than Bill Gates's swimming pool Conveniently located on the Uzbekistan-Syria super-freeway And need we point out:

OIL, OIL, OIL!!!

Hurry - supplies of this fantastic country are LIMITED, so bid early, bid often, bid today!!!

Offer only valid with coupon. Your mileage may vary. Not valid in Province of Quebec. Do not eat this packet. This is a joke. If you can afford to buy Iraq, maybe you should just do it and spare us all the hassle.

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On 31-Jan-03 at 09:55:47 EST, seller added the following information:

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IRAQ - DATE PALMS, OIL, ETC. CHEAP!!
Item # 2909539751

powerbbs(1) is the winner.

powerbbs, please review the seller's payment instructions below. Please send shipping and payment information to the seller. see item description for payment methods accepted.

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Item price	US $1.80
Canada Shipping and handling	US $0.00
Shipping insurance per item (not available)	--

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[martin_fierro]

$1.80, yes, but those shipping and handling charges are gonna be killer. <|:)~

[Rafterman1]

Gotta love those "millions of relieved citizens"!

;)

[Howlin]

Look at this one!

[T Minus Four]

But hey, the seller hs a great feedback rating, and does accept Paypal. Checked his other auctions, none right now, too bad.

[Moonmad27]

This one's great! Thanks!

[Vermont Lt]

I wonder if I could get a deal on Iran. Ya gotta love those carpets.

[dts32041]

Evil mean spirited candians, the least they could do was put up Quebec for sale.

[wontbackdown]

Click below for a funny Saddam bumper sticker on ebay.

"http://cgi.aol.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3205225049&rd=1"

[wanderin]

Check out the names in the bid history. Hooked on phonics!.

[Rafterman1]

hehehe...check out some of the cancelled bids...

seeklektek(278)

Cancelled US $99,999,999.00

Explanation: People are threatening me with flame throwers

Bid: 31-Jan-03 13:01:33 EST

Cancelled 31-Jan-03 14:29:09 EST

[thegreatbeast]

Is this before or after the glaze is applied?

[firewalk]

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