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Sir Guy: How a car salesman saved European civilization ("The man who boffed for his country")
The New Yorker ^ | February 10, 2002 | Anthony Lane

Posted on 02/10/2003 7:15:25 AM PST by PJ-Comix

In times of conflict, the quest for cheering news becomes more urgent by the day. What is required is a prime slice of international gossip, and none is more succulent and sustaining than that dished up, over the centuries, by the British Royal Family. This time, as if by popular demand, the Firm as the Windsor clan is sometimes known, lending it a heavy-browed influence on which Tony Soprano would hesitate to trespass has surpassed itself.

Documents released by the Public Record Office on January 30th shed a fresh and delectable light on the abdication crisis of 1936, when King Edward VIII had to choose between his throne and his love for the American divorcée Wallis Simpson. The nation trembled; but so, we now learn, did Mrs. Simpson. To be precise, she trembled at regular intervals in the arms of a car salesman named Guy Trundle.

This could not be better. It was splendid enough to be told that Mr. Trundle was the son of a minister, that he was married, that he kept a place in Mayfair, and that he enjoyed a silken reputation on the dance floor. But we also have a photograph of Mr. Trundle, and it happily confirms our most fervent hopes. There he stands, lapels as thick as baize, his hat brim tilted, like the sights of a rifle, toward any customer who might walk in wearing pearls. He evidently hails from that all but extinct species known as the Ladies' Man, and, on a quiet morning at the dealership, one can still hear the ghost of his patter: "Latest model, two-seater, but, as I always say, what's wrong with two? Not sure if you know about engines, but, let me tell you, there's something pretty nifty under that hood. Go on, hop in. Feel that walnut. Tell you what, let's take her for a spin. Brighton, if you fancy. Spot of fizz, a dozen oysters, and see how the afternoon unwinds. Here, let me help you with that hand brake."

Well, it worked for Mrs. Simpson, who was tailed by officers from the Special Branch of the Metropolitan Police as she pursued her unsuitable amour. From a distance, of course, Wise Guy seems infinitely more suited to her needs than Edgy Edward, on whose conduct in the boudoir it would be cruel to speculate, but whose features, at once blank and aggrieved, point to a vain and lifelong struggle with his own fly buttons. It cannot be that the King was aware of the speedy Mr. Trundle; history suggests that you do not, as a general principle, forgo the gilded responsibility of commanding an empire for the sake of a woman who spends her evenings with another man's stick shift. If Edward was kept in the dark, it may be that darkness was what he deserved, and that more temperate souls in the government or the Royal household, not wishing him to stay and reign, were quite content for him to love and leave.

If so, they were right. Had Edward remained in place, he would have been not so much a wet blanket, which is easily managed, as a loose cannon which, in the late nineteen-thirties, was a perilous thing to be. In 1937, the year after the abdication, he and his wife accepted an invitation to Germany, where, in Mrs. Simpson's words, they were to be "entertained by Herr Hitler." Great Britain is forever in her debt; without really trying, she saved it from being ruled by an appeaser and thus, potentially, from something far worse. Now, however, we know the true hero of the hour: Guy Trundle, the man who boffed for his country. Indeed, it is no exaggeration to say that he boffed for the continued existence of European civilization. Even if he is not to be graced with the posthumous peerage Lord Trundle of Brighton that he so richly merits, his memory should at least be honored by his employers of the time. Many of us would be proud to skim around town in a Ford Trundle, preferably in racing green. The irony is not just that he was a more skillful seducer than Edward VIII but that he would beyond question have made a better king. If only Mrs. Simpson, an expert manipulator, could have engineered a swap. The ex-monarch could have settled down to selling family Fords or grimly importing Volkswagens, while King Guy could have tipped his crown at a dapper angle, leaped nimbly from his throne, slipped into patent-leather shoes, and led his adoring people a one, a two, a one-two-three into an honorable war.


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: edwardviii; wallissimpson
Indeed, it is no exaggeration to say that he boffed for the continued existence of European civilization.

LOL!

1 posted on 02/10/2003 7:15:25 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
Absolutely aroar with laughter! Have always felt Babe Simpson was a totally egocentric harridan. Eddie a simp. Much is owed to dear old Guy!
2 posted on 02/10/2003 7:24:10 AM PST by Dudoight
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To: PJ-Comix
"England expects every man to do his duty"
Admiral Lord Nelson
3 posted on 02/10/2003 7:26:37 AM PST by APBaer
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To: PJ-Comix
it is no exaggeration to say that he boffed for the continued existence of European civilization.

European civilization has been extinct for at least 40 years. What is now called Europe and European Civilization would be unrecognizable to pre-WWII europeans. Christendom it is not.

If what is there now is its "salvation", God help us what its damnation would be.

4 posted on 02/10/2003 7:32:28 AM PST by Hermann the Cherusker (crying my eyes out)
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To: Dudoight
Did you know that Wallis Simpson worked as a high priced hooker in Shanghai? The royal Family found out about that and were horrified. That simpleton, Edward VIII fell prey to the tactics of a hooker trying every sort of "trick" to obtain the crown. Pretty pathetic that he gave up the crown for her. "The woman I love" was loved by many when she was working in Shanghai.
5 posted on 02/10/2003 7:35:07 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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To: PJ-Comix
BUMP
6 posted on 02/10/2003 7:37:51 AM PST by RippleFire (Hold mein bier!)
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To: PJ-Comix
See also, from http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2706889.stm:
Thursday, 30 January, 2003, 13:07 GMT
Mrs Simpson's secret lover revealed
The Duke of Windsor and Wallis Simpson marry
Wedding: But there was a lover in the past

Wallis Simpson took a car salesman as her lover while she was in a relationship with Edward, Prince of Wales, secret government files on the 1936 abdication crisis reveal.

The documents, published by the Public Record Office on Thursday, show that the American divorcee and future King were being watched by Special Branch officers.

They name Guy Marcus Trundle, a married man from York, as the object of Mrs Simpson's affections, describing him as a "very charming adventurer, very good looking, well bred and an excellent dancer".

Guy Marcus Trundle
A police report triumphantly revealed the secret lover
The files were held back during the life of the Queen Mother, who is shown to have ensured that Mrs Simpson never had the title 'HRH' when she became the Duchess of Windsor.

They also show that Edward was banned by the government from making a radio broadcast appealing for public support for his stance. He did later give his reasons for abdicating on the air.


It is obvious from the size and detail in the Metropolitan Police Special Branch file that a very close watch was being kept on Mrs Simpson, an American socialite whose romance with Edward VIII led to his abdication.

In June 1935, a Special Branch superintendent wrote to the Police Commissioner: "Contact with the Simpsons is being maintained but the identity of Mrs Simpson's secret lover has not yet been established."

His report continued: "Mrs Simpson is apprehensive of losing the affection of POW [the Prince of Wales] which she is very anxious to avoid for financial reasons.

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See the documents for the first time

"She has said that she does not want to be treated like Lady Furness. She is therefore keeping her secret lover in the background."

Thelma Furness, another American, was a lover of the Prince's, who later called her a "beast" and dumped her for Wallis Simpson.

The superintendent, understanding that his superiors would want the name of the unknown gentleman before long, promised results and the next month was able to report success.

"The identity of Mrs Simpson's secret lover has now been definitely ascertained," he reported triumphantly in July. "He is Guy Marcus Trundle, now living at 18 Bruton Street, W[1, Mayfair]."

The file does not give sources for this information but the police had obviously done some footwork.

The report continued: "Secret meetings are made by appointment when intimate relations take place."

There is a strong feeling that my brother should not return here with the Duchess of Windsor

King George VI
The superintendent revealed: "Mrs Simpson has alleged that her husband is having her watched ... she is very careful for the double purpose of keeping both POW and her husband in ignorance."

Meanwhile Mr Simpson was not being neglected by the police. "Mrs Simpson's husband, Ernest Aldrich Simpson, is bragging to the effect that he expects to get high honours before very long. He is very talkative when in drink."

Mr Simpson was in fact disappointed. There was no honour for him.

Police officers also monitored Mrs Simpson's social circle with startling frankness and questionable language.

One report mentions visitors to a function. They included "Lady Emerald Cunard ... who is reputed to be a drug addict. Sir Oswald Mosley is said to have met POW at the residence of Lady Cunard ... She is the mother of the notorious Nancy Cunard who is very partial to coloured men and who created a sensation some few years ago by taking up residence in the Negro quarter of New York.

"Ernest Aldrich Simpson is described as of the "bounder" type ... Mrs Wallis Warfield Simpson ... was regarded as a person very fond of the company of men and to have had many affairs."

Watching: Special Branch tailed Simpson
Watching: Special Branch tailed Simpson
Emerald Cunard was yet another American, who seemed to pop up everywhere at this time.

She was Wallis Simpson's greatest supporter and snubbed the Duke and Duchess of York, later King George VI and Queen Elizabeth.

Mosley was the head of the British fascists and the Duke and Duchess of Windsor's subsequent connections with fascism and Hitler became of great interest to the authorities.

The police files and the social background they illustrate help to explain why, in establishment circles of the 1930's, Mrs Simpson was such an unpopular figure and regarded as a most unsuitable person to become the Queen.

Another file, about the Simpsons' divorce case, has numerous interviews with cabin staff on a yacht, the Nahlin, which King Edward chartered in the summer of 1936.

Mrs Simpson was a guest on board, something the British press reported, but the staff described her as a "respectable" woman and saw nothing incriminating even though her cabin was close to his.

King broke down

The interviews were conducted by the King's Proctor, a legal officer who had to check to see if divorces were set up, as they often were in those days. But he did not intervene and the Simpsons' divorce went through.

Ernest Simpson was interviewed and gave an account of an emotional meeting with King Edward at which the King broke down after saying that he was in love with Simpson's wife.

Simpson called him a "madman". At one stage in the divorce proceedings there was an allegation that Simpson had been offered £150,000 to stay with a woman at a Berkshire hotel to provide grounds for divorce, but this was later withdrawn.


7 posted on 02/10/2003 7:55:40 AM PST by RonDog
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To: PJ-Comix
Bump
8 posted on 02/10/2003 8:21:16 AM PST by KC_Conspirator
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To: RonDog
Thanx for the info and the pic of the Guy who was boffing Mrs. Simpson.
9 posted on 02/10/2003 9:18:32 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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To: Clemenza; hchutch
FYI
10 posted on 02/10/2003 12:14:20 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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