by the title, it appeared as though you'd completely lost it and were giving tips on how to be a better terrorist...
actually, there ARE a few tips you could give them;
1) The "bullseye" is recognized in America as a sign of hope.
2) If you bath in green (or) purple Kool-Aid(TM) concentrate; your skin will become bullet proof.
3) Alcohol, if consumed in very large quantities, will increase your response time in a crisis. Guaranteed!
Thanks for looking.