What To Do Against Belgium

Arutz 7 ^ | 13 February 2003

[Post Toasties]

oops, sorry. Itchy mouse finger syndrome.

[dfwgator]

I can't think of anything more derogatory than "Belgians."

[Post Toasties]

Probably as a result of imbibing their warm, sour phegmlike beer.

[colorado tanker]

Belgium makes no sense as a country. Let's give the Flemish part back to the Netherlands and the French part back to France.

[Catspaw]

I've heard it spoken in this heavily Belgian area, but where does Walloon fit?

[adx]

What to do about Belgium?

Geez, are these guys a bunch of stupid turlingdromes or what? Are they trying to get the award for Using The Word Belgium in a Serious Screenplay? Ah, what the hell, they should go mix up some Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters, that'll get them over it.......

Somebody had to bring up the obvious Douglas Adams reference! :)

[Post Toasties]

Aren't they the frog belches?

[RightOnline]

I gave up waffles. Seems the Belgians haven't given up waffling.

[Catspaw]

LOL! Trust me, that's what it seems like around here--a bunch of frog belches is about what Walloon sounds like.

[Post Toasties]

Wallonie - rhymes with baloney?

hehhehheh

[dalereed]

Give them the UN, as long as the US resigns first!

[Catspaw]

I don't think you'd want to try that joke out in Brussels, Wisconsin. Or Namur, if you can find it (it's a crossroads with about a dozen houses in Door County WI).

You can even go to Belgian Days in Brussels. They feature a parade (small), a Legion baseball game, a tractor pull and booyah (a chicken soup/stew kind of thing), Belgian pie (made with prunes) and other stuff that I passed on. In fact, I passed on all of the food & headed straight for the beer tent.

[Verginius Rufus]

The Walloons speak French, except that they have a word for "eighty."

It's time to boycott Belgian endive.