Posted on 02/14/2003 8:46:14 AM PST by The Black Knight
Dear French Embassy, I would just like to write you to tell you that your are the lowest human beings on earth. I find it appauling that you could be so unfaithful to an ally (the U.S.) who had to come save your butts in World War I, World War II, and try to finish what you started in Vietnam. I used to look at France and Germany as enlightened nations, and the future of the world. Now I look at you as scum.
First of all, let me comment on your foreign policy. I can sum it up in one sentence: OBSTRUCTION OF US POLICY! That's basically the gist of it. I will never buy anything French made ever again. So let me tell you something, you stupid bastards. Dead Americans lie in graves all over your country, because you cheese eating surrender monkeys can't use your brains. If I had my way, every one of those bodies would be exhumed and back over here.
And let me tell you something else. I'm going to Wal-Mart tonight to buy a French flag. Don't worry, those flags are made in China, so you won't have to worry about getting any of my money out of this. And I'm gonna take it in the back yard, and burn it with my friends. And then we're all gonna urinate on it. And then we're gonna leave it in the street to rot. The same way your country would be a urine encrusted rotting country had we not bailed you out time and time again. Oh wait, you turned into a urine encrusted rotting country anyway.
France sucks.
Ben Siege
P.S. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Nobody knows, its never been done.
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You French are such a vain, supercilious lot. You would not even exist today as an independent nation were it not for the United States and Great Britian rescuing you TWICE from German conquest in the last century and keeping you safe and secure from Soviet conquest throughout the Cold War. You did not even have the manhood to defend your own homeland against the Kraut, and now, at this time, you break faith with those who defended your liberty and freedom in the past and caste your lot with "international terrorism" by "sandbagging" US/British antiterrorist policy. What a hell of a lot of nerve. You are beneath contempt.
Sir:
Neville Chamberlain taught a lesson to the world that was apparently lost on France.
I had planned a trip to France this summer because I've never been to Normandy. You know, that is where American blood was spilled to save your ungrateful asses. Despite the terrorist threat around the world, I still want to make that trip, however, it will be a day trip. I will stay in England and spend money in the country of a friend.
I will buy no French products. Napa Valley wine and cheese from California and Wisconsin are wonderful. We don't need your perfume because in this country we bathe regularly. No Citroen for me. Actually, that vehicle sucks anyway.
We have bailed you out before. Now, either get on board or get the hell out of our way.
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