[budwiesest]

Rodney Dangerfield: "Would you like to go out with me tonight?"
Young Lady Prof: "I can't, I have a class tonight."
Rodney D.:"Oh, then call me when you have no class".

[Lancey Howard]

Rodney Dangerfield: "So ahhh... what's your major?"
Young coed in hot tub: "Poetry and literature."
Rodney: "I could use a little help with my Longfellow."