I would like to claim it, could you just redirect it towards Colorado?
We are in draught. They are saying we will not be allowed to water our yards, or plant new grass, flowers, or gardens. Anyone caught planting or watering will face consequences.
Be glad to do it. If my gronticification unit is working next time the storms roll through. It's been giving me a lot of trouble lately. I suspect government interference.
But that's OK, 'cause I've written to Mel Gibson about buying one of those neato hats he and the kids were wearing in that last movie of his. I think I can modify it to fit the gront.