[Jorge]

How about "I'll Play For You" by Seals and Crofts. "Hear the band, hear the band. You can sing and stomp your feet and clap your hands. These few moments -- we're together -- and I'll plaaaaaaay for you."

EEWWW somebody bought me that album for my birthday years ago. I HATED IT.

It helped most people decide that they DIDN'T want Seals and Crofts to "play ANYTHING for" them anymore. What a stupid song.

[speedy]

That's the great thing about a thread like this. It's so cathartic to work out the memories of embarrassing songs in relative anonymity. Whoever bought you that Seals and Crofts album was no friend. I was presented with a Samantha Sang album once, but it was intended for use as a frisbee. "In the words of a broken heart it's just EMOTION...."