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I just had a TREMENDOUS thought. Maybe I should send Mr. Uche airline tickets to come to the USA. Actually it wouldn't be me sending him the tickets, it would be a TV station. Then when Mr. Uche arrives in the USA, I would send him on a wild goose chase all around the country on bizarre assignments. Just enough expense money would be sent to him to keep him interested. Meanwhile hidden cameras would record Mr. Uche's every move. Since this guy is hungry to scam me and sees my "good intentions" by the fact that "I" have sent him plane tickets and expense money, he will basically do anything I ask of him, ALL recorded on the camera for our comedic enjoyment. And, yes, I would definitely have Mr. Uche meet with my "business associate," Mr. Marco Traficante and a host of other eccentic characters. The possiblities are endless. Hey! I could even have him work for a while as a courier for the Ruthenian Liberation Front and meet with the Ruthenian ambassador to this country (Ruthenia doesn't even exist).

So, anybody out there know of a TV station that wants to record the HILARIOUS antics of one Mr. Uche as I send him on the wild goose chase (and possibly sell him the Brooklyn Bridge)?