Right....just like Robin Hood was gay, Thomas Jefferson fathered Sally Hemmings' children, Aesop was African, blah, blah, blah.
Last time I saw a picture of Stonehenge, I saw long hard things sticking up. Looks more like my husband than it does me, IMHO.
sounds more like this guy has a fetish. His fetish spills over into everything he sees. I wonder what he sees in the blarney stone.