To an idiot with a hammer, every problem is a nail...
Reminds me of the joke about the guy arrested for indecency and is being assessed by a psychiatrist who is using the inkblot test. Shown one picture and asked what is was the guy says: "It's a naked man."
The psychiatrist takes some notes and shows another picture. The guy says: "It's a naked woman. Again, the psychiatrist takes some notes.
A third inkblot is shown, and the guy says: "Oh, oh. That's a naked man and woman together." This time, the psychiatrist does not take any notes. He simply says: "Well, it is plain to see you have this enormus sexual preocupation." At which time the guy says: "What do you mean, you are the guy with all the dirty pictures."
Grin, Grin, Grin.