[this_ol_patriot]

A WWW/JUNKSCIENCE.COM ARTICLE REPORTED THAT YOUR WOULD HAVE TO EAT 24,000 BAGS OF POTATOE CHIPS FOR THE REST OF A NORMAL LIFE SPAN TO GET THE AMOUNT A ACRYLAMIDE THAT THE RATS OR MICE GOT IN THE TESTS THAT STARTED THIS SCAM.

Oh oh, only 22,786 left to go. I'm getting scared now. OOOOOO!!

[graycamel]

No RATS, not even bureaucRATS or democRATS, could get cancer from ingesting normal amounts of this stuff.