[packrat01]

You're not a product of a public skool ejukashun, are you? I didn't read the whole thing. Skipped through, and caught a few paragraphs throughout. A few thoughts:

Post shorter essays more often.

Focus on one topic per post.

Sometimes, use two or more short words in place of one large word.

Let your audience deduce your intelligence; don't beat 'em with it. You'll gain a host of intelectual peers, and a few superiors.

Offer a one sentence synopsis of monosyllabic words, that the liberals may know you're making fun of them.

[packrat01]

(As for assertions of a 'widening income gap', studying basic math proves that claim to be meaningless, as a form of gap-expansion is consonant with prosperity. If I had 10 beers and you had 100, and our wealth increases ten-fold, our gap widens from 90 to 900. On the same token, if our wealth decreases ten-fold, our gap narrows from 90 to 9. In which case am I drunker?)

Maybe the kid can hold his booze?