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Cher's missing wig handed to police
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| March 7, 2003
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Posted on 03/07/2003 7:32:47 AM PST by MadIvan
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To: Solamente
Skank pretty much says it -- and her "real" hair is so thin and damaged it's pathetic to see. Hang around Malibu to get a glimpse -- she toodles around with her entourage frequently... usually spouting off profanities in a loud voice, but having a hissy fit if any photographer tries to take a picture... Go figure.
To: sheik yerbouty
"Wished"
To: Solamente
Cher always was and will ever be a skank Yeah, but you've got to admit that she does look better with the wig in place.
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archy
(Keep in mind that the milk of human kindness comes from a beast that is both cannibal and a vampire.)
To: MadIvan
Cher's Brain FoundAP
Cher's brain, stolen from the star's dressing room during a concert tour, was found today when her manager, Bruce LeBruce, spotted an unusual ad in a local paper.
"The ad read 'brain for sale, good condition never been used'", said Mr LeBruce, "and I knew immediately we had located Cher's brain!"
The star was told the good news today at an anti-war rally, "I didn't even know it was missing until they told me it was found!" exclaimed the diva.
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