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Brian Allen
P O Box 551
Sedro-Woolley
Washington 98284-0551
United States of America
+1-360-404-7935

Dear FRiend and Brother Jack

I wish to thank FRance for its sole notable contribution to the advancement of Our Species:

Your serially-surrendering, Nazi-collaborating, Belgium-based Neo-Soviet's squalidly-socialist satellite state's recent ceasation of its barbaric practice of beheading its judicially condemned surely catapulted the EURO-peon sub-variant of the Human Species into at least the eightenth century. [Right up there -- almost -- (Congratulations, by the way!) with the nineteenth-century-fixated once-great British!]

Now all that is required is that all y'all adopt the English Language as your native tongue [In this you might follow the example of the struggles of the once-great British to do the same] and to follow the lead of Our Beloved FRaternal Republic as we almost single-handedly [If your "secret sevice" Inspector Clouseaus will just cut-out murdering visiting Portugeuse in their harbors, the New Zealanders and Australians and Israelis will, as ever, keep up!] continue to Vanguard the Advancement of Our Beloved Judeo-Christian ["Human" that is] Civilization!

God Bless Our Beloved Nation's President and Armed Forces Commander In Chief, George Walker Bush -- and God Bless Civilization's Last Hope: the United States Of America!

Blessings -- Brian