100 Head of Cattle falling over dead!

Man in Wyoming ^ | Unknown | Unknown

[chantal7]

I was talking to a lady today, she said her dad called last night from Wyoming stating that 100 head of cattle had fallen over dead. That the government was out there trying to find out what caused this.

I haven't seen this news on TV or anywhere else.

Any more info coming out of Wyoming?

[savedbygrace]

Turkeys can fly if you drop them from a high enough place

No, that's orbiting, not flying.

[TomServo]

Slim Pickens was terrific and Harry Dean Stanton was too.

Yeah - and Buffett had hair.

[null and void]

. . . a little knowledge is a dangerous thing . . .

So's tripe...

[Thinkin' Gal]

100 Head
of Cattle falling
over dead.

Paging FR poets.

[rwfromkansas]

ask the chupacabra

[small voice in the wilderness]

I don't know, this sounds like one of those "last days" cow-cults, if you ask me. Refusing to come home, meeting in small pastures, and blindly being steered by a charismatic holystein named Bovine the Divine. One other thing: group mooicide is not unherd of in this commoonity of sod-omites.

[D2]

My Gosh! They're hitting the pavement like sacks of wet cement.

[Cyber Liberty]

I know where you can find LOTS of anuses: Just ask sneakypete. He has about 200 pounds of them stuffed into his shoes.

[Palladin]

ROFL!!!

[Cyber Liberty]

Scientifically speaking, I'd say you're on the money.

I hope I don't die that way. I'd hate to be remembered for dying from a big fart.

[strela]

I know where you can find LOTS of anuses: Just ask sneakypete. He has about 200 pounds of them stuffed into his shoes.

ROFL! She shoots she scoressssss!!! ;)

I work with many myself. Some wear ties, some dress casually, still others have their own cubicle.

[Slip18]

Are you getting me mixed up with my husband, strela?

[PatrioticAmerican]

"BRAAAAAAPPP!"

"Thump!"

[cardinal4]

If I were a terrorist, I would definitely release a pathogen in a place like Wy., where there's 1 person per 100 sq. mi.

ROTFL!!

[strela]

(quizzical look, smoke issuing from ears, Tim Allen "huh?" grunts issuing forth ...)

[Cyber Liberty]

I'm the male half of the pair, ya goof!

[strela]

d'oh! Sorry 'bout the typo.

[strela]

(snicker)

That's BIG goof to you! ;)

[Slip18]

Hehehehehe!

[Cyber Liberty]

("Stop singing and finish your homework!")

I am proud to know from where you swiped that. "He's upstairs, helping Porcelein make the bed"