100 Head of Cattle falling over dead!

Man in Wyoming ^ | Unknown | Unknown

[Sunnyvale CA Eng.]

"Sounds like the work of a Chupacabra."

You're close. It was a Chupacabra using a mind directed energy field from the HAARP transmitters (the "Grays" teach them that at Area 51). I learned all of this while sitting on the toilet in a trance trying to remote view tomorrow's lottery numbers.

[MarkL]

Prosecuter: So tell me, what happened to the cattle you invested in?

Daniel: I never really found out. All I know is that all their teeth fell out...

(From Defending Your Life, starring Albert Brooks and Meryl Streep)

Mark

[Dog]

Was this you???

[savedbygrace]

Google that phrase and you'll find out that you're not alone. That episode is the favorite for many people.

[frodolives]

All your cows are belong to us. Zig, with great justice.

[blam]

"My guess? A large methane bubble erupted from their watering hole and suffocated them."

You mean like Lake Nyos?

" Some 1,700 people living in the valley below Lake Nyos in northwestern Cameroon mysteriously died on the evening of August 26, 1986. Word of the disaster spread, and scientists arrived from around the world. What they discovered was that the crater lake, perched inside a dormant volcano, had become laden with carbon dioxide gas. This gas had suddenly bubbled out of the lake and asphyxiated nearly every living being in the surrounding valley community."

[Cooter]

Chumbawamba was the band. Chupacabras are goat-suckers.

[ml/nj]

Project X ?

ML/NJ

[groanup]

Somebody's one hell of a cow-tipper.

[The Scorpion King]

" Let's hope it's just another case of cattle mutilation by space aliens."

Well, now that you've opened the door I expect will be hearing all of that tin foil crap about the alien treaty with the U.S. government.

[frodolives]

Bill, Bill, how many times do I have to tell you- it's the udders we need, along with the fresh blood supply. How else can we feed all these half- aliens babies up here?

[AnAmericanMother]

Ain't it purty?

[Born Conservative]

Hmmmm, let's see: 100 dead cows, Fear Factor in town taping the next show...my bet is that the next gourmet meal on Fear Factor is cow labia.

[Fury]

You might try the Wyoming Livestock Board Animal Health Unit at:

http://wlsb.state.wy.us/wlsb/dc/dcpage.htm

and see if they have heard anything about this.

As suggested, it could possibly be a poisonous plant issue, maybe cattle drinking brackish or bad water, or one of several other health issues, if the report is indeed true. A large number of animals dying in one general location and within a certain time period would certainly suggest some commonality between all the animal's deaths.

[DAnconia55]

I almost hit a Cow on the way to work last week. It was pitch black, scared the crap outta me

Unless you drive a semi, that would have been a very bad wreck.

[Thinkin' Gal]

100 Head of Cattle falling over dead!

You tripped em up real good!

[bigfootbob]

"jimson weed?"

Thank you. I've been trying to remember that plant name for 2 weeks. It's been driving me crazy.

[ghostkatz]

Lightning perhaps?? Kills a good number of livestock around here.

[CGASMIA68]

"ANDROMEDA STRAIN"

[woofie]

"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

Turkeys can fly if you drop them from a high enough place